Albert
@pompous.albert

Selkirk Rex. Named after Albert Einstein. Rejected show cat, but I'll show them pompous.albert@gmail.com

Posts: 1.254

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Followers: 213.884

Go ahead Dave- make that sales call, just remember to say ......... cause I’m listening.  #pompousalbert
Go ahead Dave- make that sales call, just remember to say ......... cause I’m listening. #pompousalbert
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Damn, you can now take me with you on this very cool t- shirt created by the generous folks @wildmasterpieces , link in their bio.  Proceeds being donated to @nuzzlesandco, a local rescue & adoption center- who invited me years ago for my first meet & greet.  Get one today, it might be the closest you’ll ever get to being me. #pompousalbert #nuzzlesandco #wildmasterpieces #adoptdontshop #wherelovewins
Damn, you can now take me with you on this very cool t- shirt created by the generous folks @wildmasterpieces , link in their bio. Proceeds being donated to @nuzzlesandco, a local rescue & adoption center- who invited me years ago for my first meet & greet. Get one today, it might be the closest you’ll ever get to being me. #pompousalbert#nuzzlesandco#wildmasterpieces#adoptdontshop#wherelovewins
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Not to be ungrateful of the new cat tree, but when cats curl up- we’re round, not square. Humans 🤯. #pompousalbert
Not to be ungrateful of the new cat tree, but when cats curl up- we’re round, not square. Humans 🤯. #pompousalbert
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I’m all out of snark, I’m so lost without it. 🎶 I know you were right, believing for so long. 🎶What am I without it?  JK- I’ll never be out of snark.  Happy Caturday. #pompousalbert
I’m all out of snark, I’m so lost without it. 🎶 I know you were right, believing for so long. 🎶What am I without it? JK- I’ll never be out of snark. Happy Caturday. #pompousalbert
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I’m pretty determined to tip over this wooden quote box thingy, knock the camera out of your hand, hiss & scratch & leave you a treat under your desk. How’s that for possibilities ? #pompousalbert
I’m pretty determined to tip over this wooden quote box thingy, knock the camera out of your hand, hiss & scratch & leave you a treat under your desk. How’s that for possibilities ? #pompousalbert
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Look pal, I’m not sitting on your desk for your dynamic company. Don’t make me ask you twice. #pompousalbert
Look pal, I’m not sitting on your desk for your dynamic company. Don’t make me ask you twice. #pompousalbert
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That is some wildly out there BS Joan. But hey, good for you. I clap my paws, E for effort.  #pompousalbert #coworkers
That is some wildly out there BS Joan. But hey, good for you. I clap my paws, E for effort. #pompousalbert#coworkers
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Damn tag. #pompousalbert
Damn tag. #pompousalbert
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Caption please.  #pompousalbert
Caption please. #pompousalbert
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Diet Coke is a really big deal in Utah, especially from @swignsweets. New office is just down the street so the humans get these daily.  I don’t get it - they don’t remotely smell or taste  like tuna. #pompousalbert #swignsweets
Diet Coke is a really big deal in Utah, especially from @swignsweets. New office is just down the street so the humans get these daily. I don’t get it - they don’t remotely smell or taste like tuna. #pompousalbert#swignsweets
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Dave has the IQ of an ice cube.  It gives me a brain freeze. #pompousalbert
Dave has the IQ of an ice cube. It gives me a brain freeze. #pompousalbert
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Sharpening my skill set. #pompousalbert
Sharpening my skill set. #pompousalbert
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