thefatjewish
@thefatjewish

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And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? (@melecevida)
And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? (@melecevida)
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I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.
I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.
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I whisper “WHAT THE FUCK” to myself at least 20 times a day.
I whisper “WHAT THE FUCK” to myself at least 20 times a day.
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I’d rather watch Steve Buscemi suck Mario Batali’s dick (yes, he’s wearing Crocs) than drink 8 cups of Dasani, because it’s literally diaper water.
I’d rather watch Steve Buscemi suck Mario Batali’s dick (yes, he’s wearing Crocs) than drink 8 cups of Dasani, because it’s literally diaper water.
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MEGHAN MARKLE WENT FROM HANGING OUT WITH ME IN 2010 TO BEING AN ACTUAL LITERAL PRINCESS. STEP YOUR WHOLE MAN GAME UP.
MEGHAN MARKLE WENT FROM HANGING OUT WITH ME IN 2010 TO BEING AN ACTUAL LITERAL PRINCESS. STEP YOUR WHOLE MAN GAME UP.
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Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Cardi: MMMMMM OKURRRRR FRRRRR OOOOOUUU YIP YIP YAAAAA BRRRRATTT AYYYYYYY OKURRRRRRR
Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? Cardi: MMMMMM OKURRRRR FRRRRR OOOOOUUU YIP YIP YAAAAA BRRRRATTT AYYYYYYY OKURRRRRRR
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IF I GO MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITHOUT BURATTA I START SHAKING AND BARFING AND CRYING (@charlieday)
IF I GO MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITHOUT BURATTA I START SHAKING AND BARFING AND CRYING (@charlieday)
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IT’S SO WEIRD TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO YOUR MOM ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN SHE ISN’T ON ANY FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA
IT’S SO WEIRD TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO YOUR MOM ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN SHE ISN’T ON ANY FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA
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ENJOY YOUR CAULIFLOWER RICE AT A DINNER PLANNED 3 WEEKS IN ADVANCE MOTHERFUCKERS (tw: @ryannhartley)
ENJOY YOUR CAULIFLOWER RICE AT A DINNER PLANNED 3 WEEKS IN ADVANCE MOTHERFUCKERS (tw: @ryannhartley)
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THAT MAN NEEDS LEXIPRO, BAD. LIKE THE SAME AMOUNT THAT ANNA KENDRICK NEEDS A STYLIST. THE SAME AMOUNT THAT I NEED TO START EATING CAULIFLOWER RICE INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR RICE THAT GAVE ME THIS SHREK BODY (@drgrayfang)
THAT MAN NEEDS LEXIPRO, BAD. LIKE THE SAME AMOUNT THAT ANNA KENDRICK NEEDS A STYLIST. THE SAME AMOUNT THAT I NEED TO START EATING CAULIFLOWER RICE INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR RICE THAT GAVE ME THIS SHREK BODY (@drgrayfang)
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If you don’t poop with the door open when you’re together, it’s not real fucking love. -Maya Angelou (@wittyidiot)
If you don’t poop with the door open when you’re together, it’s not real fucking love. -Maya Angelou (@wittyidiot)
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DUDE 🖤’S A BIG THICK BACKYARD. POOPITY SCOOP. (@theamericanizedfrench)
DUDE 🖤’S A BIG THICK BACKYARD. POOPITY SCOOP. (@theamericanizedfrench)
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