Roberto and I are boiling alive. At this point, it’s not even a car. It’s a giant coat made of leather, glass and armpits.
He did it first. And best. And naked.
Turns out the driver really doesn’t carry cash. But he DOES carry pepper spray... and a shitload of
Have you ever had a dream to meet someone so badly and somehow it comes true? You’re welcome, Paul.
They get so big so fast. Deadpool 2 Super Duper Cut on Digital Now. On Blu-ray Tomorrow!
The most surprising thing about the
party wasn’t finding out I’m only four feet tall. It’s learning I’ll probably die alone.
My stomach went to war. Even
couldn’t help this drink.
party last night. We crushed it til well past 9pm.
Do you smell that?
Super Duper Cut is on Digital Today.
Happy birthday Pops. If you were alive, you’d be 77 yrs old today. If this horse were alive, he’d be something like 105... and if we’re being honest with ourselves, probably pretty hard to look at.